Cassandra listened to Camilla enthuse about yet another G-rated encounter with Salim at work. She then listened to her make excuse after excuse for why she won’t stop playing and just ask him out.
Cassandra: So you’re just gonna what? Geek out over books everyday instead?
Camilla: What’s wrong with books?
Cassandra: Girl, I’ve seen what you keep under your bed. I don’t think there’s a book out here that can give you what you need right now.
Camilla: [chokes on drink]